I HATE WORKING OUT!
If you just disagreed to the above – maybe just move on and go get ripped instead of eating. But if you’re looking to motivate people like myself who would prefer a couch and some Triple Dark Chocolate Almonds from Wilbur’s – then read on. (That was so a free advertisement for Wilbur’s!… I mean it is high quality!)
Why I hate working out?
- Genetics! My parents aren’t that way – I’m not that way. It’s inbred behavior
- I feel horrible doing it
- I get bored quick
- I’m also one who does push-ups once and feel like I lost weight and became Mr. Muscle – … So yea, I believe in the lie of muscle sorenes
Getting out of the Lazy Spirit!
“If you want to get sick, disabled, live in pain or risk a painful death” – – Well then stay on the couch!
((( MORE LATER – I’m getting distracted with work )))